Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Whitney Houston takes a "Crack" at making a comeback!


She didn't sing, but Whitney Houston's presence alone made her shine among a room full of glittering stars at Saturday's 17th Carousel of Hope Ball.It was the singer's first step back into the spotlight since seeking treatment for substance abuse and leaving longtime husband Bobby Brown."I feel great," said a blond Houston, wearing diamonds and black Armani. Sounding more calm and focused than she has in years, Houston clearly was touched by the outpouring of love. All over the web and on TV, there's been an amazing buzz about Whitney's plans to come back into the music scene. She just finished up her second stint in rehab, and is in the process of finishing the cd she started before she went into her little tailspin.

Although there is no new major news to report on the project, apparently tracks have been submitted from the likes of Missy Elliott, Alicia Keys, and Lil' John. Lil' Jon? WTF??? I know you can find Whitney in the "A" but I don't know how crunk'd I want to see Ms. Houston get. That ought to be either a terrible disaster or an amazing collaboration. We'll just have to see, won't we?

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Usher gets ushered into a gay club.....


For the past three months, Usher has been working hard on Broadway - as the star of the hit musical Chicago. But I just found out that a few weeks ago Usher found the time to let it all hang out. That's when, according to a person associated with Chicago, Usher and a some dancers from the show went to a gay nightclub. MediaTakeOut.com spoke with a Chicago show-insider who gave up all of the evening's details. That source tells, "everyone was in Usher's dressing room drinking champagne and someone came up with the idea that we should go to a club." That's when, the source claims, the group went to a popular gay nightclub. The source explained, "we weren't looking for a gay club, it just happened ... I mean most of us were gay, so we just went to a place we knew." And that's when the night began to heat up. The spy told, "there were half-naked men everywhere ... and Usher didn't seem to mind". Then, according to our source, Usher struck up a conversation with an older gentleman. The source explained, "Usher was talking all up in this guys face, I thought the two of them were going to start kissing ... at first I couldn't believe my eyes ... but then I thought, this is Chelsea, so anything goes." Chelsea is a popular gay neighborhood in New York. But that's where the fun ended. The source tells, "about 20 minutes after we got there a crowd started to form around Usher and we decided that it was time to leave ... we all had a lot of fun though." When asked whether Usher had a good time also, the source said, "I know he did." This is no news to me, yall. I always pegged him as gay. If I ever meet him, he's MINE bitches!

Oops, you...... think I'm in Loooooooove?


Ms.Britney Spears has been in the headlines for quite some time now, bitches. As a matter of fact, Spears filed a $10 million suit against Us Weekly last year claiming defamation of character for the story “Brit & Kev: Secret Sex Tape? New parents have a new worry: racy footage from 2004.” She and soon to be ex-husband Kevin Federline denied the story, but the court found that regardless of the story’s veracity, it did not constitute defamation.Wait, what?! That’s right EX-HUSBAND. Britney Spears, 24, filed for divorce in Los Angeles Superior Court on Tuesday citing "irreconcilable differences." The couple were married Oct. 6, 2004 and share two children: Sean Preston, 1, was born Sept. 14, 2005 and Jayden James, born Sept. 12, 2006. Finally, a confirmation of the new kid’s name! Spears seeks custody of both children, granting Federline visitation rights.See the official document HEREFederline and Spears were engaged on June 27, 2004 after Britney had already annulled an hours-long Vegas marriage to high school friend Jason Alexander on January 3, 2004. Federline, 28, left his girlfriend, actress Shar Jackson of "Moesha," when she was pregnant for the second time with Federline's child. Shortly after their wedding, Spears and Federline launched a reality show, "Britney and Kevin: Chaotic," on UPN, made up of personal videos. Federline has since embarked on a modeling career, released an album and made an appearance on "CSI." When he performed Saturday at Webster Hall in New York City, however, he proved he isn’t doing too well with fans. Only 250 people showed up, according to New York magazine’s calculations. The couple wasn’t seen together in the city during the weekend, but Spears did make a surprise appearance on “Late Show With David Letterman.”“Oh, my god. ... Nice to see you. How are you? Oh, you look wonderful,” Letterman told Spears. See the appearance on YouTube HERE.

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

THIS IS SO FUN!





















WOW. Your Boi irresistable was doing what he ALWAYS does when he gets bored.... surfing the web. Then I came across this totally fab, mind-numbingly fun website. The website allows you to customize your own "doll", and has MILLIONS of possible combinations of clothing, hairstyles, facial expressions, etc. to fabulize your doll, all in beautiful detail. You can even save/e-mail your doll once you're finished. Try it out! Here's the link:

www.elouai.com

click on "doll makers", and then choose which gender you want your doll to be. The rest is self explanatory. Be WARNED! It's totally addictive! To the left and right are two of my finished products. Have FUN!!

Naomi Campbell is pretty.......EVIL!

Damn yall this bitch is FIERCE. How many people will she maul? Check this out, bitches.
Anger-management candidate Naomi Campbell has thrown another temper tantrum. Reuters News Agency reports that the intense English supermodel was arrested by London police and accused of assaulting a woman in the alleged victim's own home.According to British press, the supposed target of Naomi's glorious rage was the raging diva's drug's counselor, who suffered scratches to the face. The impulsive covergirl spent twelve hours locked in a cell before being questioned and released by cops.Campbell has a history of violent news events. In 2000, the volatile vixen pleaded guilty to assaulting a former assistant, and in March 2006 Campbell was arrested in New York City and charged with opening a four-staple wound in the back of her housekeeper's head with a cell phone.If Naomi and Russell Crowe ever hook up and spawn, every battered kid in their preschool will wish they'd worn a rubber.In the super model's defense, being Naomi can be hell, particularly while slaving in the shadow of more successful contemporaries.Imagine the last words heard before Naomi struck this time: "If you ever call me Tyra Banks again, I will bloody kill you."

Monday, November 06, 2006

Paris and Nicole, Best friends again!

Paris and Nicole have FINALLY made ammends, bitches! The reconciliation between the two of them appears to be more real than publicity driven, yall.
Just like the good ol' days, the two Simple Lifers hit Area nightclub in L.A last night, even jumping up on a table together for some of their trademark dirty duo dancing.
Lindsay Lohan was also there, but drama was noticeably absent. Lohan seems to have gotten over Paris' slandering. And yesterday, she even joined Richie and Hilton for some late-night shenanigans.
Richie's hottie ex, Brody Jenner, was at Area, too. No word if the former lovebirds spoke to each other, but I highly doubt it. Jenner was there with his new main gal-pal of the moment, Lauren "L.C." Conrad of The Hills. Paris and Nikki are scheduled to begin working on a NEW season of thier hit show "the simple life" in the coming months.

A few deliscious beauty tips....

A lot of people seemed to enjoy my "8 steps to fabulosity", so I figured I'd give a little more assistance to the fabulosity challenged. Et VOILA!


1. Clear skin is sexy skin. So wash your face at after waking up and before going to bed every day. I suggest an oil free cleanser (neutrogena, clearisil, proactic, etc.)My own special tip is to follow up by rubbing an ice cube all over your face once you'ved washed it. Aside from being totally refreshing, the cold temperature closes your pores, stopping bacteria from getting in so easily.

2. Take great care of your nails. Nails should be cleaned/filed/cut every week! I knows it's not always possible to hit up the nail salon, but you can do your OWN manicures and pedicures. Prior to cutting and filing, soak your hands (and feet) in a bowl of Listerine. It cleans them off, and helps get rid of the "yellow" look. And fingernails always look best if you cut them while they're wet, because soaked nails give you the most even cuts.

3.Wash your hair once a week. Personally, I wash mine every wednesday (or let hair-slave do it). I would DEFINITELY recommend Pantene hair products. (yup, they make it for us black people, too.) Wash it, condition it, and then towel blot it instead of drying.

4. Ashy dry skin is SO unsexy.It's unacceptable. I've found that putting lotion over your entire body after showering helps a lot. I use Olay Quench lotion, which is actually SO good that it erases the need to constantly reapply.

5. For SOFT, smooth skin, add a little baby oil to your bath. Your skin will soak it up, and you'll be smoother than Flavor Flav's pick-up lines.

6.VASELINE is miracle cream. You can put it under your eyes before going to sleep, and it will tighten the skin overnight, helping get rid of those nasty eyebags. You'll wake up looking refreshed and youthful. But my Favorite use for vaseline? (get your mind out of the gutter!) If you rub some on your lips before bed, I, Irresistable Deliscious, promise to you that they will be plump, juicy, and soft the next day. Big lips are in, bitches.


7. Drink plenty of water!!!! Sodas, (especially dark ones) are bad for the skin. Drinking water every day will turn back the clock, giving your skin, as well as the REST of your body, a healthy, vibrant glow.


And there you have it! Until next time, remember this: Don't worry if you're going through a lot of stress. It takes PRESSURE to make a diamond.





Sunday, November 05, 2006

New York uncensored!

In this youtube clip, a drunken Tiffany Patterson spills a few beans of what's to come on her future reality show. Apparently there will be some "chunk taking", if you will, on the show. DAMN I love this bitch!






Hussein Hangs... Saddam will be put to death

Check this out yall.... I have a serious side, too. And today, I bring you a real top News story. Check it out: Saddam Husseis was convicted and sentenced Sunday to hang for crimes against humanity in the 1982 killings of 148 people in a single Shiite town, as the ousted leader, trembling and defiant, shouted "God is great!" As he, his half brother and another senior official in his regime were convicted and sentenced to death by the Iraqi High Tribunal, Saddam yelled out, "Long live the people and death to their enemies. Long live the glorious nation, and death to its enemies!" Later, his lawyer said the former dictator had called on Iraqis to reject sectarian violence and refrain from revenge against U.S. forces. The trial brought Saddam and his co-defendants before their accusers in what was one of the most highly publicized and heavily reported trials of its kind since the Nuremberg tribunals for members of Adolf Hitler's Nazi regime and its slaughter of 6 million Jews in the World War II Holocaust "The verdict placed on the heads of the former regime does not represent a verdict for any one person. It is a verdict on a whole dark era that has was unmatched in Iraqi history," Nouri al-Maliki, Iraq's Shiite prime minister, said. Some feared the verdicts could exacerbate the sectarian violence that has pushed the country to the brink of civil war, after a trial that stretched over nine months in 39 sessions and ended nearly 3 1/2 months ago. Clashes immediately began Sunday in north Baghdad's heavily Sunni Azamiyah district. Elsewhere in the capital, celebratory gunfire rang out. "This government will be responsible for the consequences, with the deaths of hundreds, thousands or even hundreds of thousands, whose blood will be shed," Salih al-Mutlaq, a Sunni political leader, told the Al-Arabiya satellite television station. Saddam and his seven co-defendants were on trial for a wave of revenge killings carried out in the city of Dujail following a 1982 assassination attempt on the former dictator. Al-Maliki's Islamic Dawa party, then an underground opposition, has claimed responsibility for organizing the attempt on Saddam's life. In the streets of Dujail, a Tigris River city of 84,000, people celebrated and burned pictures of their former tormentor as the verdict was read. Saddam's chief lawyer Khalil al-Dulaimi condemned the trial as a "farce," claiming the verdict was planned. He said defense attorneys would appeal within 30 days. The death sentences automatically go to a nine-judge appeals panel, which has unlimited time to review the case. If the verdicts and sentences are upheld, the executions must be carried out within 30 days. A court official told The Associated Press that the appeals process was likely to take three to four weeks once the formal paperwork was submitted. During Sunday's hearing, Saddam initially refused the chief judge's order to rise; two bailiffs pulled the ousted ruler to his feet and he remained standing through the sentencing, sometimes wagging his finger at the judge. Before the session began, one of Saddam's lawyers, former U.S. Attorney General Ramsey Clark, was ejected from the courtroom after handing the judge a memorandum in which he called the trial a travesty. Chief Judge Raouf Abdul-Rahman pointed to Clark and said in English, "Get out." In addition to the former Iraqi dictator and Barzan Ibrahim, his former intelligence chief and half brother, the Iraqi High Tribunal convicted and sentenced Awad Hamed al-Bandar, the head of Iraq's former Revolutionary Court, to death by hanging. Iraq's former Vice President Taha Yassin Ramadan was convicted of premeditated murder and sentenced to life in prison. Three defendants were sentenced to 15 years in prison for torture and premeditated murder. Abdullah Kazim Ruwayyid and his son Mizhar Abdullah Ruwayyid were party officials Dujail, along with Ali Dayih Ali. They were believed responsible for the Dujail arrests. Mohammed Azawi Ali, a former Dujail Baath Party official, was acquitted for lack of evidence and immediately freed. He faces additional charges in a separate case over an alleged massacre of Kurdish civilians — a trial that will continue while appeals are pending. The guilty verdict is likely to enrage hard-liners among Saddam's fellow Sunnis, who made up the bulk of the former ruling class. The country's majority Shiites, who were persecuted under the former leader but now largely control the government, will likely view the outcome as a cause of celebration. Al-Dulaimi, Saddam's lawyer, told AP his client called on Iraqis to reject sectarian violence and called on them to refrain from taking revenge on U.S. invaders. "His message to the Iraqi people was 'pardon and do not take revenge on the invading nations and their people'," al-Dulaimi said, quoting Saddam. "The president also asked his countrymen to 'unify in the face of sectarian strife.'" In Tikrit, Saddam's hometown, 1,000 people defied the curfew and carried pictures of the city's favorite son through the streets. Some declared the court a product of the U.S. "occupation forces" and condemned the verdict. "By our souls, by our blood we sacrifice for you Saddam" and "Saddam your name shakes America." U.S. Ambassador Zalmay Khalilzad issued a statement saying the verdicts "demonstrate the commitment of the Iraqi people to hold them (Saddam and his co-defendants) accountable." "Although the Iraqis may face difficult days in the coming weeks, closing the book on Saddam and his regime is an opportunity to unite and build a better future," Khalilzad said. U.S. officials associated with the tribunal said Saddam's repeated courtroom outbursts during the nine-month trial may have played a key part in his conviction. They cited his admission in a March 1 hearing that he had ordered the trial of 148 Shiites who were eventually executed, insisting that doing so was legal because they were suspected in the assassination attempt against him. "Where is the crime? Where is the crime?" he asked, standing before the panel of five judges. Later in the same session, he argued that his co-defendants must be released and that because he was in charge, he alone must be tried. His outburst came a day after the prosecution presented a presidential decree with a signature they said was Saddam's approval for death sentences for the 148 Shiites, their most direct evidence against him. About 50 of those sentenced by the "Revolutionary Court" died during interrogation before they could go to the gallows. Some of those hanged were children. "Every time they (defendants) rose and spoke, they provided a lot of incriminating evidence," said one of the U.S. officials, who spoke on condition of anonymity because of the sensitivity of the subject. Under Saddam, Iraq's bureaucracy showed a consistent tendency to document orders, policies and minutes of meetings. That, according to the U.S. officials, helped the prosecution produce more than 30 documents that clearly established the chain of command under Saddam. One document gave the names of everyone from Dujail banished to a desert detention camp in southern Iraq. Another, prepared by an aide to Saddam, gave the president a detailed account of the punitive measures against the people of Dujail following the failed assassination attempt. Saddam's trial had from the outset appeared to reflect the turmoil and violence in Iraq since the 2003 U.S.-led invasion. One of Saddam's lawyers was assassinated the day after the trial's opening session last year. Two more were later assassinated and a fourth fled the country. In January, chief judge Rizgar Amin, a Kurd, resigned after complaints by Shiite politicians that he had failed to keep control of court proceedings. He, in turn, complained of political interference in the trial. Abdul-Rahman, another Kurd, replaced Amin. Hearings were frequently disrupted by outbursts from Saddam and Ibrahim, with the two raging against what they said was the illegitimacy of the court, their ill treatment in the U.S.-run facility where they are being held and the lack of protection for their lawyers. The defense lawyers contributed to the chaos in the courtroom by staging several boycotts

Saturday, November 04, 2006

Corinne Bailey Rae- Like A Star

The most beautiful love song ever!

"I Love New York"

Starting January 16th, Tiffany "New York" Patterson will be IN the muthafuckin' house (and on a TV screen near you). Now yall know I'm crazy about New York, but it has always been Steups' job to post a synopsis of Sunday nights show on my brother blog (flavoroflove.blogspot.com). I won't rob him of that duty. However, you can come here to get my PERSONAL opinion of the show once steups gives you the low down on what went down. IM VERY OPINIONATED! So yall know whatever I have to say should be funny and entertaining.

VIVA LES WEEKENDS!


Oooooooh don't ya just looooooove saturdays? Well, in case yours isn't as deliscious as mine, I have a tasty little treat for yall that should DEFINITELY jump-start the weekend. It's the recipe for the drink of divas, and my personal favorite drink.

How to make a PERFECT Long Island Iced Tea:

Things You'll Need :
ice
lemons slice
¾ oz. vodka
1 oz. lemon juices
highball glasses
cocktail shaker
cocktail strainer
¾ oz. sour mix
¾ oz. light rum
¾ oz. gin
¾ oz. tequila
a splash of cola
¾ oz. triple sec
cocktail sets

Instructions

STEP 1: Stir gin, lemon juice, rum, sour mix, tequila, Triple Sec and vodka in a mixing glass with ice.

STEP 2: Use a cocktail strainer to pour the mix into a highball glass filled with ice.

STEP 3: Add a splash of cola.

STEP 4: Garnish with lemon slice.

Tips & Warnings :
All liquors except the tequila should be clear.
The cola gives the drink color, not flavor, so use it sparingly.
Try cranberry juice instead of cola.
Mixed drinks contain alcohol, so use moderation.
Never drink and drive.

Overall Things You'll Need :
Cocktail Strainer
1 oz. lemon juices
Cocktail Sets
¾ oz. vodka
¾ oz. gin
¾ oz. light rum
¾ oz. sour mix
Lemons Slice
¾ oz. tequila
A Splash Of Cola
Ice
Highball glasses
¾ oz. triple sec
Cocktail Shaker

Friday, November 03, 2006

Absolutely Fabulous - The Epiphany

Just for laughs. (I'll do this from time to time if I see something funny and I wanna share)

8 steps to ~*~FABULOUSITY~*~

No matter what my naysayers believe, I'm sure most of you agree with me when I say I'm FABULOUS. So guess what bitches? I've decided to share the wealth with you and let yall in on 8 of my favorite ways to exercise fabulosity. Here goes:

1. Fabulosity is a state of mind, not a physical thing. As long as you KNOW you're sexy, then dammit bitch, you're sexy. Confidence goes Sooooo much further than nice physical attributes. So here's a little something I do EVERY DAY to make sure I feel good. The moment you wake up, find the nearest mirror and say, "Good morning beautiful Prince(ss), I honor you, I respect you, and I adore you." It sounds silly, but hearing that at least ONCE a day will do wonders for your self-esteem for the rest of the day.

2. Never, EVER "walk" to get from point A to point B. A true diva (or Divo) will turn every walkway, passageway, breezeway, pathway, hallway, sidewalk, and causeway into a RUNway. Strut, bitches. Confidence and sexiness even comes through in your walk. Which means you have to sashay like you OWN whatever it is you're walking on. Walk as if EVERYONE is looking, because they WILL be.

3. Never let 'em see you sweat. If you openly display ALL your emotions, it will make you appear Vulnerable. SO unsexy. If someone gets to you, don't let them know it, or he or she will continue to take advantage of you Remain unnafected at all times.

4. Don't sweat OTHERS. I know from experience that men want exactly what they cannot have. If a man is giving you attention, and you know you're feeling him, play hard-to-get. The fact that you're not drooling over him will drive him (or HER, guys), totally wild. Desperation is never all that attractive.

5. Display your ASSets. Know your physical strengths and weaknesses, and use them. If you know you have beautiful eyes ladies, then wear make-up to accent them and bring them out more. If you have an ass like Deelishus, then pull out the skin-tight jeans, etc. Play your strengths.

6. Keep a diary. Apart from helping relieve stress (which leads to acne and wrinkles), it allows you to meditate on the events of that day. Instead of divuling your secrets to the world, tell your diary, which you KNOW won't release your business to everyone else. It's okay to trust SOME people, but having all your juiciest secrets aired out is NEVER a good look.

7.Pamper yourself. Take time out every single day to do something you truly enjoy. Whether it's reading, writing poetry, sleeping, shopping, or whatever.

8. You never have to have an excuse to dress up. Divas don't wear sweats and sneakers. (LOL) Try to look your best every single day, because you're HAWT, and you know it. Make every day an event. Everybody sees you, so have an image in your mind of WHAT it is you want them to see.

And now that you have a new, fabulous outlook and personality, I present you with a fabulous new theme song, courtesy of artist "Fergie". It's called Fergalicious!

More (disgusting) baby news.....

Well, let's jump right into it. Everybody knows about Bobby Brown and Whitney allegedly having a nasty split-up. Well it's true, and the divorce is official. But that hasn't slowed down Bobby Brown. Regardless of the fact that he can barely afford the four children he already HAS, sources say that
child number five is "in the oven" as.....I........type. *gasp* Isn't this deliscious? AND that's not the best part. The baby is by none other than......(fuck a drumroll, I need a tambourine for this one)............



---------------------> THIS woman! Ms.Karrine Steffans. Karrine shot to fame back in the late 90's as a video hoe, but mastered superstardom when she published her own book, "Diary of a video Vixen". In her book, Karrine tells about how she was passed around from Rap Artist to Rap Artist (including Ja-Rule and Snoop Dogg) and about how her celebrated oral sex skills landed her the affecionate nickname "SUPERHEAD". (LOL isn't that nasty?) I bet she wishes she had only given Bobby Brown oral sex. The interesting part is that the two of them plan to put a positive spin on things by creating thier own reality show. But..... if her name is Super head, and she's having a baby by Bobby Brown..... Does that make the baby Super CRACK head?